Craig Kilborn quotes

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed. (Craig Kilborn)
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife. View quote
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I have a wonderful respect for old people. View quote
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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' View quote
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. View quote
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series. View quote
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I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California. View quote
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I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. View quote
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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription. View quote
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. View quote
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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch. (Craig Kilborn)
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. View quote
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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way. View quote
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Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing. View quote
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up. View quote
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I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population. View quote
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.' View quote
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.' View quote
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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut. View quote
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The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. View quote
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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. (Craig Kilborn)