Jackie Gleason quotes

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. (Jackie Gleason)
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it. View quote
Jackie Gleason
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. View quote
Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. View quote
Jackie Gleason
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl. View quote
Jackie Gleason
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets. View quote
Jackie Gleason
How sweet it is! View quote
Jackie Gleason
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge.' I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. View quote
Jackie Gleason