Sid Caesar quotes

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. (Sid Caesar)
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. View quote
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If I don't believe it, I don't care. View quote
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In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. View quote
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The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. View quote
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People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.' View quote
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If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song. View quote
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When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. View quote
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Every language has its own music. View quote
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The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous. I can't watch it. It turns me off. View quote
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After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove. (Sid Caesar)