Linda Sunshine quotes

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. (Linda Sunshine)
There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service. View quote
Linda Sunshine
If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist. View quote
Linda Sunshine
I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity. View quote
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The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair. View quote
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Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. View quote
Linda Sunshine