Doug Larson quotes - page 2

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. (Doug Larson)
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. View quote
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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. View quote
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. View quote
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The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. View quote
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. View quote
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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. View quote
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A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about. View quote
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One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. View quote
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Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. View quote
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high. (Doug Larson)
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. View quote
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An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation. View quote
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. View quote
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