Doug Larson quotes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. (Doug Larson)
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. View quote
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. View quote
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. View quote
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. View quote
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. View quote
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. View quote
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. View quote
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. View quote
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To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. View quote
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. (Doug Larson)
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. View quote
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. View quote
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. View quote
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. View quote
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. View quote
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. View quote
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There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. View quote
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. View quote
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. View quote
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. (Doug Larson)
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. View quote
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Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. View quote
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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. View quote
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. View quote
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