Louise Rennison quotes - page 2

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick. (Louise Rennison)
I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework. View quote
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Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away. View quote
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He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine. View quote
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Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way. View quote
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He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. View quote
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I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord. View quote
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He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty. View quote
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Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away? View quote
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I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers. View quote
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. (Louise Rennison)
Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind. View quote
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Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian. View quote
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When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image. View quote
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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made. View quote
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What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? View quote
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You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! View quote
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I'm a real Luddite. View quote
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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. View quote
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And that's when it fell off in my hand. View quote
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! (Louise Rennison)
Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart. View quote
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I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. View quote
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Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who? View quote
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What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend. View quote
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