Louise Rennison quotes

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. (Louise Rennison)
I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven. View quote
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And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling. View quote
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When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. View quote
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Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. View quote
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A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. View quote
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You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? View quote
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Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus. View quote
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I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. View quote
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Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire? View quote
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I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES??? (Louise Rennison)
He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. View quote
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up... but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that. View quote
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Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I'm thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven't got any eyebrows? View quote
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Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! View quote
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Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. View quote
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How do you make yourself not like someone? View quote
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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. View quote
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What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them. View quote
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Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on. View quote
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How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? (Louise Rennison)
He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You. View quote
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Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? View quote
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I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either. View quote
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I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson. View quote
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