Liz Jensen quotes

Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge. (Liz Jensen)
Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look up and see a kid falling from the sky. That would be me. View quote
Liz Jensen
Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks. View quote
Liz Jensen
Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do. View quote
Liz Jensen