Dick Van Dyke quotes

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. (Dick Van Dyke)
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. View quote
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I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner. View quote
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Emotionally I'm about 13. View quote
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. View quote
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No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that. View quote
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I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying. View quote
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A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing. View quote
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I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste. View quote
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Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won an Emmy, that the show won an Emmy. That was a big night. View quote
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So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records. (Dick Van Dyke)
I have four children and I have seven grandkids. View quote
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I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state. View quote
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But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script. View quote
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I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old nightclub partner passed away, Phil Erickson down in Atlanta. He - I owe him everything. He put me in the business and taught me about everything I know. View quote
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Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing. View quote
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My kids are so much better parent than I was. View quote
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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. View quote
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I wanted to be a radio announcer. View quote
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I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still don't do it. View quote
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I loved to fall down. (Dick Van Dyke)
So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life. View quote
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No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, a guy from my home town, a dear friend who we just lost a couple of months ago. View quote
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Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good. View quote
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I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business. View quote
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