Joe R. Lansdale quotes

A day without the sun is like you know, night. (Joe R. Lansdale)
Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten. View quote
Joe R. Lansdale
Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff. View quote
Joe R. Lansdale
There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable. View quote
Joe R. Lansdale