Jim Benton quotes

never underestimate your dumbness!! (Jim Benton)
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that. View quote
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Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too. View quote
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The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way. View quote
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This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us. View quote
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School prepares you for the real world... which also bites. View quote
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Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here. View quote
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Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. View quote
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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. View quote
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