Jen Lancaster quotes - page 2

You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit. (Jen Lancaster)
Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with. View quote
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No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken. View quote
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I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light. View quote
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I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air. View quote
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Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. View quote
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I've determined the ideal job for me is one where I can write clever essays about my life and my employer will give me enough money not only to live a comfortable existence, but also to buy many, many new pairs of shoes. View quote
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When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations? View quote
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