James Patterson quotes - page 9

It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang. (James Patterson)
I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time. View quote
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I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms. View quote
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When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous. View quote
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Iggy nodded. "I'm bummed we couldn't use Big Boy,” he said. "But I don't want to waste it. We have to actually see them first. I mean, you do.” "Maybe tomorrow,” the Gasman said encouragingly. "We'll go see what havoc we've wreaked.” "Wrought. View quote
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Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe. View quote
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She had a lot of hugs to give, but not enough people to give them to. View quote
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Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality. View quote
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I won't lie to you-it was hilarious. Yes, we were in trouble, yes, this was a disaster, and so one and so forth, but I have to say, seeing those upturned faces, the looks, was bout the best thing that happened to us since we'd come to New York. View quote
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When I write I pretend I'm telling a story to someone in the room and I don't want them to get up until I'm finished. View quote
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What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book? (James Patterson)
Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things-don't leave your socks lying around-but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound. View quote
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What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do. View quote
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How could you stop loving me? View quote
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She didn't flirt with him, but they hung out together a lot, and every time I saw their heads bent over a computer screen or map, it made my stomach clench. And my teeth. And my fists. View quote
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I wouldn't trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max. View quote
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I fell into a deep sleep tucked in that little cocoon, a deeper sleep than I might of had in years. Right up until someone kicked me and said "Gotcha! View quote
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Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences. View quote
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People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever. View quote
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My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, 'cause I'm just funny that way. View quote
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Pain fades,” I said slowly. "But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?” The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu's face blazing with fury. (James Patterson)
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. View quote
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I've been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn't fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy. View quote
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You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?' 'No, Dean. It's just Max. View quote
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Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it! View quote
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