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If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters. (James Patterson)
I couldn't leave Total behind.” "Total?” Iggy asked. "That's what his card said,” Angel explained. "Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us and kill us in our sleep,” Fang said. View quote
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Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically. View quote
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It's, like, a safety bomb.” -Iggy. View quote
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Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime, everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy. View quote
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On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go. View quote
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Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually. View quote
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what was fang going to do BLOG about max throwing herself into space so she wouldn't have to kiss him again? NO instead he smashed his fist against the cave wall then grimaced at the pain and stupidity seeing his bloodied knuckles. View quote
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Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature. View quote
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I want to know about my mom. And other stuff. I want to know the whole story, good or bad.” "Me, too,” said Gazzy. "I want to find my parents so I can tell'm what total scuzzes they are. Like, ‘Hi, mom and dad, you're such scum! View quote
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I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer. (James Patterson)
You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. View quote
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I want to be a scientist who studies the ocean when I grow up. I would go out to sea, and scuba dive, and find new things, and National Geographic will hire me.” Sure, Nudge. Probably around the time I become president. View quote
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I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known. View quote
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You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be. View quote
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Max-I'm not going to die today. View quote
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When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience. View quote
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The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free. View quote
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What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? View quote
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guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony. View quote
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Then I went to bed and cried into my pillow. I wasn't sad, not at all. It was just so beautiful to have an intense feeling and the right words at the same time. What are we but our stories? (James Patterson)
Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday. View quote
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Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. "I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts! View quote
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Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang. View quote
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He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. "Mmm. You smell so good.” "Oh, yeah,” I said, smirking. "I call this new perfume ‘Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.' ” "Dirt and sweat. Very sexy. View quote
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