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Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123.
James Patterson
Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
James Patterson
Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking.
James Patterson
Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!' Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.
James Patterson
I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max.
James Patterson
I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?
James Patterson
The weird, weird thing about devastating loss is that life actually goes on. When you're faced with a tragedy, a loss so huge that you have no idea how you can live through it, somehow, the world keeps turning, the seconds keep ticking.
James Patterson
You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?
James Patterson
you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.
James Patterson
Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!
James Patterson
Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
James Patterson
Disappear where?" You know what they say: Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.
James Patterson
Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.
James Patterson
What, eBay isn't good enough for us?
James Patterson
I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.
James Patterson
When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed.
James Patterson
I'm gonna barf," I whispered to Fang, wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine," he whipered back. "You always are. I'm gonna die," I moaned. You can't die," he said a hint of a smile in his voice."You're the indesructible Max.
James Patterson
Max?” said the Gasman. "Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. "Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.
James Patterson
Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested. If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half. "Lieutenant colonel," he sputtered.
James Patterson
Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself.
James Patterson
Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh.
James Patterson
I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.
James Patterson
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