James Patterson quotes - page 13

Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it "wind tossed.” If only she knew. (James Patterson)
They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)
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Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious.
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Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?
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There's always be a me and you.
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Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too.
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Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask.
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It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life." Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a.
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I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt.
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I need wings," said Total, still sniffling. "I need mywings. Then things like that wouldn't happen." Yeah, that was all I needed. Atalking mutant dog.
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I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together. (James Patterson)
You really hurt me. I wouldn't hurt you.
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We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap. But then, you already knew that.
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It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn.
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I always figured there would be a kid audience and an adult audience, and there is. That's true for 'Hunger Games' and 'Twilight' and 'Harry Potter.' And 'Maximum Ride,' for sure. In particular what happens is a lot of parents share the books with their kids, and the mom has read it, and the kids, and they talk about it.
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Life is a great big canvas. Throw all the paint you can at it.
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Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked. Yes, ma'am,' Fang said sweetly. I thought.
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Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!
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Nudge: You aren't. Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?
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You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent. "Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?
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Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. "What the he-eck are we supposed to doI asked Fang. He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag. Peanut? (James Patterson)
If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
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And by the way, you clearlyknow me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.
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Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're. That's easy to see. I can't believe this is, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!
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What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did.
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