James Patterson quotes

Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it? (James Patterson)
You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director) And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max) View quote
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De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked. View quote
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Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend. View quote
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Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please? View quote
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Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang. View quote
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This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad. View quote
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This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. View quote
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Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been. View quote
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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. View quote
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You... are... a... fridge... with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're... freaking... ballet... dancers. (James Patterson)
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing) View quote
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I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much. View quote
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I'm not Stubborn; I'm right! View quote
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Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'? View quote
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So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird. View quote
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So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max. View quote
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SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I'm not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things when i was already furious and itching to kill something? Piece o'cake. View quote
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I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge. View quote
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Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!" Max: "Glad you could join us. View quote
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Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang. (James Patterson)
Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to. View quote
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Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants... Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things. View quote
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I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous. View quote
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So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof. View quote
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