Janet Evanovich quotes - page 6

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. (Janet Evanovich)
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. View quote
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You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) View quote
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Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet. View quote
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You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie. View quote
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It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli. View quote
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I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. View quote
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This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. View quote
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. View quote
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I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur. View quote
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I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum. (Janet Evanovich)
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli. View quote
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Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. View quote
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There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie. View quote
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