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Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie. (Janet Evanovich)
We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes. View quote
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I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic. View quote
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Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. View quote
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Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me. View quote
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One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger. View quote
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Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable. View quote
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Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch. View quote
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Omygod, I haven't got years. I'll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” "Once you go to the Bat Cave it's forever, babe.” Eeek. View quote
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. View quote
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You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it. (Janet Evanovich)
I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative. View quote
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Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine. View quote
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Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it. View quote
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There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. View quote
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You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie. View quote
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Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God? View quote
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The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli. View quote
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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six. View quote
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Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it. View quote
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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. (Janet Evanovich)
What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum. View quote
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Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula. View quote
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I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want. View quote
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I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. View quote
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