Janet Evanovich quotes

I took all of my rejection letters - there must have been thousands of them in a huge box - and I went out on the curb and burned them all, crying. (Janet Evanovich)
The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels. View quote
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Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment. View quote
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I struggled to learn basic skills, get a grip on markets, find my own unique voice, create story lines and come up to speed with the industry. I struggled for ten years before having any success. View quote
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If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books. View quote
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Calories don't count if they're connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. View quote
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The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. View quote
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Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry. View quote
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Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. View quote
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Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me. View quote
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Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both." (Janet Evanovich)
He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better. View quote
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Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. "If you're looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you'd be with me this morning.” "Did he make you take a blood oath that you'd protect me?” "He asked me if I had adequate health insurance. View quote
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Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. View quote
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I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster. View quote
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Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. View quote
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Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. View quote
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I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie. View quote
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I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur. View quote
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Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. View quote
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You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious. (Janet Evanovich)
Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger. View quote
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If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office. View quote
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? View quote
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If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger. View quote
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