Derek Landy quotes - page 6

You look angry," he said. "You put me on hold." "For a very good reason." "You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. (Derek Landy)
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need. View quote
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We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.' 'What's the easy way?' 'You leave immediately.' 'And what's the hard way?' 'We make you leave.' Skulduggery's head tilted. 'What was the easy way again? View quote
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Oh my god you're thicker than you look. View quote
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She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird.” "Yes,” he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. View quote
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You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me. View quote
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You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain. View quote
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Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it. View quote
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Are you sulking?” "Me? No. I don't sulk.” "You sound like you're sulking.” "I'm just waiting for the violent urges to subside. View quote
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But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. View quote
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Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, "my special girl.” "Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes. (Derek Landy)
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through. View quote
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I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observer. I don't participate. My resources, and my standing, must be secure before I can allow the uncertainty of war to crash down upon us. View quote
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Her father sagged as relief spread through him. "I thought something awful was happening.” She frowned. "Something awful was happening. It could have got stuck in my hair. View quote
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With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no flesh, he had no skin, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a skull for a head. View quote
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You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?" "It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled. View quote
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We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of bed. View quote
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She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity." "You're saying she's a mood swing?" He shrugged. "Or maybe you're her mood swing." "Don't even joke about that. View quote
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Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach. View quote
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Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father's other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded sadly and spoke sombrely and pocketed the silverware when he thought no one was looking. View quote
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There's no such thing as winning or losing. There isand there is; there isand. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still leftt to fight for. (Derek Landy)
When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me. View quote
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He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thinking of, though. To the other one. The one that ends with P. do you want to know what it was? It was troop." She frowned. "Wait that's not a word. View quote
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You said I was your number-one pick." "And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you. View quote
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You're seventeen. You're supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You're supposed to be finding out who you are as a person.” "But I already know who I am,” Valkyrie said. "I'm a world-breaker. View quote
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