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They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not. (Derek Landy)
I love you all, even those I don't particularly like. That's you, Beryl. View quote
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I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination. View quote
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Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. View quote
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That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside." "Or give them a chance to redeem themselves. View quote
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Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all. View quote
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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally. View quote
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Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you know? 'oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought. View quote
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I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him. "Really?" "god no. That was terrible. View quote
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I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river. View quote
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You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery. (Derek Landy)
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt. View quote
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Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person' was defined as a person who ate people. View quote
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This isn't funny. She was almost killed.' 'I'm aware. You're waiting to see if I will get angry.' 'I already know you're angry. You're sitting very still and you're talking very quietly. You're getting ready to kill someone.' 'I just need a name. View quote
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Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should. View quote
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That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares. View quote
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Very' is such a strong word... View quote
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So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said. 'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest, Your Highness, I haven't a bull's notion. View quote
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Sanguine chuckled. "I like you, boy. You got optimism in these bones. I like you so much that I ain't gonna tell you what I did to poor old Jethro, the first Jethro, may he rest in peace, may they someday find his head. View quote
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You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best. View quote
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She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing. (Derek Landy)
We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin. View quote
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You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too. View quote
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A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days? View quote
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Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying. View quote
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