Derek Landy quotes - page 3

You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I...' 'Don't?' 'Exactly,' he said happily. (Derek Landy)
They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then? View quote
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Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas. View quote
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I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said. View quote
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We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding." "Stop right there!" shouted one of them. Skulduggery held his hand to an ear he didn't have. "What's that?" "Stop!" "Keep going?" "STOP!" "OK, we'll keep going. View quote
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This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? View quote
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You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain. View quote
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I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' 'I cannot cure stupidity.' Scapegrace frowned. View quote
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You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant. View quote
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I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point. View quote
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I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. (Derek Landy)
While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom. View quote
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The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. "What is it?” she whispered. "It's a box,” he whispered back. "What kind of box?” "A wooden one.” She gave him a look. View quote
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Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'. View quote
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I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. "I don't think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you. View quote
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China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained. View quote
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Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. View quote
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Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them. View quote
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Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. "What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” "But you haven't actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.” He glowered. "Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven't. View quote
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Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?" "No. But they like surprises. Almost always. View quote
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The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. (Derek Landy)
Emergency Valve Regulators," she repeated. "So you do know what your doing? "Not really," he said yanking another wire. 'I made up that term to keep you happy. I'm just pulling all the red wires because they're the pretty ones. View quote
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You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated." "I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for. View quote
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If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are times, when I look at what Fergus and Beryl have produced, when I consider myself fortunate, but there are also times when it breaks my heart. View quote
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By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. View quote
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