Derek Landy quotes - page 2

We punch people, Valkyrie. That's who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. (Derek Landy)
Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” "Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton. View quote
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What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. View quote
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So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."' All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully. View quote
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It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows. View quote
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Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough. View quote
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This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is." "Okay." Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No, only joking. Do your worst. View quote
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Dublin City was quiet when they reached the Waxwork Museum, as if it was holding its breath. View quote
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By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city. View quote
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People!" she screamed. "There are people here! New people! View quote
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Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. (Derek Landy)
Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives. View quote
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If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine. View quote
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And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns. View quote
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Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. View quote
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That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain. View quote
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We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions we need to be asking. View quote
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Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to. View quote
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It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride. View quote
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Thank you,” Skulduggery said to her. "I fear he was about to start insulting me.” "I couldn't let that happen,” she said. "Your ego is a fragile and delicate thing.” "You see? You understand me. View quote
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Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different. (Derek Landy)
He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly. View quote
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skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author. View quote
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Do you think we'll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. "The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. "Yes, I think we'll be waiting long. View quote
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Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better. View quote
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