Derek Landy quotes

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first. (Derek Landy)
Plans are invitation to disappointment. View quote
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Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies. View quote
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I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. View quote
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Well, for future reference, this is my serious face. View quote
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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. View quote
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Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains. View quote
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I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now. View quote
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Tides do what tides do–they turn. View quote
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She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. View quote
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Doors are for people with no imagination. (Derek Landy)
The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are. View quote
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The sparrow flies south for the winter. View quote
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Are you taking my hat hostage? View quote
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I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things. View quote
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He stepped closer to her. "Thank you for saving me," he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her. Valkyrie smiled and hugged him back. View quote
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Because I'm an English ninja,” Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. View quote
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Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,' she said, frowning at him, 'Obviously not. View quote
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Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he'd react, but he'd seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind. View quote
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Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.' 'Do we have the right plan?' 'Not yet.' 'Do we have any plan?' 'Not yet. View quote
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Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? (Derek Landy)
The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves. View quote
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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” "You wanted a weapon.” "It was a stick.” "It had a bow on it.” "It was a stick.” "I thought you liked the stick. You laughed. View quote
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I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering. View quote
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We don't do what we do for the glory or the fame or the credit; we do it for the quiet satisfaction of making the world a better place, saving the lives of innocents, and being better than you are. View quote
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