Darynda Jones quotes

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. (Darynda Jones)
There is a great need for a sarcasm font. View quote
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An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. View quote
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Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. View quote
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I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt. View quote
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. View quote
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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. View quote
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If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt. View quote
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker. View quote
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning. View quote
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. -T-SHIRT. (Darynda Jones)
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! View quote
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The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt. View quote
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of "less is more. View quote
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Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers. View quote
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt. View quote
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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. View quote
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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm. View quote
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT. View quote
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