Graham Norton quotes - page 2

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. (Graham Norton)
I am really bad at actually interviewing people. View quote
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I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. View quote
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I am very quick to judge. View quote
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My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. View quote
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I don't think anyone wants to be gay. View quote
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It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. View quote
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I loved Lucille Ball growing up. View quote
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Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch. View quote
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Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' View quote
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I think the word is adult! (Graham Norton)
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?' View quote
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I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. View quote
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Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks. View quote
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Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean. View quote
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Tolerance is forced on people in London. View quote
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Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do. View quote
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My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. View quote
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I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.' View quote
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Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! View quote
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It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot. (Graham Norton)
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. View quote
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You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend. View quote
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I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. View quote
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If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win. View quote
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