Graham Norton quotes

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. (Graham Norton)
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
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I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
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A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
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I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
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I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.
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The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
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Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.
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I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
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If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. (Graham Norton)
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
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Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.
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All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.
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An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.
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Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.
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My life could have been so grim... really, really grim.
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Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
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I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
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I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.
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The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. (Graham Norton)
All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.
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I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.
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It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?
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You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.
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