Brandon Mull quotes - page 2

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs. (Brandon Mull)
Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction. View quote
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Some imagine the difference between heaven and hell to be a matter of geography. Not so. The difference is much more evident in the individuals who dwell there. View quote
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My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it. View quote
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Let's worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame. View quote
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It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense. View quote
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Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection. View quote
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An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter. View quote
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One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception. View quote
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Patience mimics the power of infinity. View quote
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Imagination can take you Places....READ. (Brandon Mull)
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth. View quote
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The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault. View quote
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You're free to dream however you wish,” Nollin teased. "But don't ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic-” "Then don't ask us to share your weakness!” Jason interrupted. View quote
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A lie twice believed is self decieved. View quote
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Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most. View quote
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What'll you do if you can't find a way to cure him?" Seth asked. Dale paused. "I'll never know that day has come, because I'll never stop trying. View quote
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I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed. So do we," Newel assured him. View quote
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In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you. View quote
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For Frito-Lay!" - Newel and Doren. View quote
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Seth trotted over to Kendra. Bringing good luck as usual It was a weak pass okay. (Brandon Mull)
FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone. View quote
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There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested. View quote
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All boys belong in insane asylums. View quote
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When you have to jump, you jump. View quote
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