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And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember With fulfillment comes responsibility. (Bill Cosby)
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... View quote
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College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. View quote
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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra. View quote
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! View quote
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Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening. View quote
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What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. View quote
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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores. View quote
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. View quote
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. View quote
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I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them. (Bill Cosby)
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. View quote
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When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. View quote
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And I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap. View quote
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A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested. View quote
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Never say to younger people that was before your time, because the last full moon was before their time. View quote
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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do. View quote
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. View quote
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