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The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. (Bill Cosby)
We're not raising children with the love that we need to. View quote
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Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. View quote
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Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. View quote
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. View quote
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Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. View quote
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All parents experience the same problems. View quote
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. View quote
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The heart of marriage is memories. View quote
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. View quote
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. (Bill Cosby)
You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. View quote
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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to. View quote
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Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in. View quote
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All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right. View quote
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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. View quote
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair. View quote
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. View quote
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Romance is a different word than sexual contact. View quote
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. View quote
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. (Bill Cosby)
You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend. View quote
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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. View quote
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. View quote
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. View quote
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