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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. (Bill Cosby)
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world. View quote
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine. View quote
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. View quote
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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. View quote
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. View quote
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The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child. View quote
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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did. View quote
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There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively. View quote
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? View quote
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out! (Bill Cosby)
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. View quote
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. View quote
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I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. View quote
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it. View quote
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I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring. View quote
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And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. View quote
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I have always been proud of my association with Temple University. I have always wanted to do what would be in the best interests of the university and its students. As a result, I have tendered my resignation from the Temple University Board of Trustees. View quote
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People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn't that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not paying attention? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn't that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up? View quote
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If at first you don't succeed, you're about average. View quote
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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear -" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married. (Bill Cosby)
We see a successful, elegant man now, but as a child, an adolescent, his life was not a done deal. Sidney respected his mistakes. When failure came, he never said, "This is too difficult, too hard," he had the resiliency to try again. His life is somewhere between astounding and unbelievable. View quote
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I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but there is no solution yet. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. I don't care what the statistics say. View quote
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Carol Burnett put it best when she described labor pains. She said, "Take your bottom lip, and pull it over your head." View quote
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I have never changed my stance nor my story. I have always maintained my innocence. Thank you to all my fans, supporters and friends who stood by me through this ordeal. Special thanks to the Pennsylvania Supreme Court for upholding the rules of law. View quote
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