Bill Cosby quotes - page 2

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. (Bill Cosby)
Old is always fifteen years from now. View quote
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. View quote
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. View quote
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Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? View quote
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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you. View quote
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. View quote
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. View quote
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. View quote
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All Children Have Brain Damage! View quote
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My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful. (Bill Cosby)
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic. View quote
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If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. View quote
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When you become senile, you won't know it. View quote
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. View quote
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook. View quote
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A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain. View quote
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck -- and, of course, courage. View quote
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl... there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'... if it hadn't been for his head... View quote
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Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. View quote
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. (Bill Cosby)
Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. View quote
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love. View quote
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. View quote
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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. View quote
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