Aisha Tyler quotes

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw. (Aisha Tyler)
Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I really do know football.
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In my life and my work, I really try to be just fully myself.
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You can't control where you were born, the family you were born into, what you look like; you can't control any of those circumstances. The only thing you can control is how you react.
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
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For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn't marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.
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You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on. (Aisha Tyler)
When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
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I like grown up comedy.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon. (Aisha Tyler)
I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.
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The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and I stayed a weirdo. And it took me a long time to embrace my outsidership and see it as a strength rather than a weakness.
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