Ernest Klein quotes

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful. (Ernest Klein)
You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever. View quote
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You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is. View quote
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I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play. View quote
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Going outside is highly overrated. View quote
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Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable. View quote
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You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out. View quote
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I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend. View quote
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One person can keep a secret, but not two. View quote
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I notice when I'm at a party where I don't know anybody - even if I have nothing in common with somebody - we can still talk because we were raised by the same TV and cartoons and movies. View quote
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The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language. (Ernest Klein)
I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something. View quote
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A river of words flowed between us. View quote
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I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER. View quote
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I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge. View quote
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Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation. View quote
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I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done. View quote
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Lights," I said softly. This had become my favorite word over the past week. In my mind, it had become synonymous with freedom. View quote
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Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a. One of over a hundred billion in our galaxy. A galaxy that was just one of billions of other galaxies in the observable universe. This helped me keep things in perspective. View quote
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You're evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. "Chaotic Neutral, sugar. View quote
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I noticed in the late 1990s that my friends and I were already nostalgic for the 1980s, and by the turn of the century, VH1's 'I Love the '80s' gave all of us an accelerated nostalgia for our generation. (Ernest Klein)
I know that the future is scary at times. But there's just no escaping it. View quote
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For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things. View quote
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I wanted to be able to write in the voice that I talk to my friends and assume that everybody would know what I was talking about. View quote
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I feel like I was hit by all of geek culture at once while I was growing up in the '70s and '80s. Saturday morning cartoons like 'Star Blazers' and 'Robotech.' Live action Japanese shows like 'Ultraman' and 'The Space Giants.' View quote
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