Sherrilyn Kenyon quotes - page 29

Then why haven't you killed yourself? (Astrid) Why should I? The only enjoyment I have in my life is knowing I piss off everyone around me. If I were dead, it would make them all happy. God forbid I should ever do that. (Zarek) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Dead or alive, the balls still hurt when kicked, huh? (Zarek) View quote
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So what do you do? Really? (Kat) Nothing. Really. It's boring as hell. Artemis won't allow me to bring anything here with me. No guitar. No Cartoon Network. Occasionally, I sneak a book in just to watch her wig out when she finds it. (Acheron) View quote
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Have you no honor? No decency? No damn brains? You don't kill me with bullets. You just piss me off. And you just ruined my friggin' favorite coat. For that, you die. (Wulf) View quote
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Nick: How? Are you a vampire or something? What made you immortal? Acheron: Real good DNA. View quote
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What's so funny? (Astrid) I'm just thinking, here I am a slave who touched a star who then made him a demigod. I have to be the luckiest bastard who ever lived. (Zarek) View quote
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It's a yes then? (Arik) No. I thought I'd walk through hell to reclaim you and carry your baby just for the heck of it. Who needs marriage. (Geary) I do! (Arik) Good. I can let you live another day. (Geary) View quote
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They won't get you without getting us and believe me, we're not about to make our enemies happy and die here. (Nykyrian) Damn straight. We have too many people to continue pissing off. (Syn) View quote
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You are freakishly tall, aren't you? (Tory) For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron) View quote
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You are my heaven, and you will always be my enternal hell! ~ Darling. View quote
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I was the Sumerian god of fertility. You know what that means, don't you? (Sin) You have a lot of penis envy over the other fertility gods? Don't worry. I won't tell the other gods about your small penis problem. (Kat) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha) View quote
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Tell me, did you summon me just so you could beat the crap out of me? Or is there a more productive reason for why I'm here? (Eros) View quote
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You know, Uri, there's something seriously wrong with me. (Acheron) And you're just now figuring this out? Damn, you're the poster child for slow learning. (Urian) View quote
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So what's your favorite Synism? (Kiara) Duwad. (Nykyrian) Which means? (Kiara) You're not old enough for me to answer that. Hell, I'm not even old enough to say it. (Nykyrian) View quote
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You can't kill me with a gun. (Thanatos) I know, but it's fun as hell just shooting you. (Zarek) View quote
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We're so screwed. (Cassandra) Yeah, well, I don't let anyone screw me until they kiss me, and since there's not even a snowball's chance in hell of me kissing that bastard, we're not screwed. (Wulf) View quote
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You have no idea how to comfort anyone, do you? (Astrid) In case you haven't noticed, princess, social skills aren't my forte. Hell, you're lucky I'm housebroke. (Zarek) View quote
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Where's a friggin' rocket when you need it? Ah, crap, Jaden, stop with the pollen. I hate that. Yeah, taste honey, you punk! (Acheron) View quote
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Give me my powers back, Artemis, or I'll take your daughter's life. (Sin) Damn boy, you have an unholy gift for pissing off people. Why don't you tell her that dress makes her look fat while you're at it? (Kat) View quote
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What happened to you? (Sin) Was mistaken for a punching bag again. But what the hell, I'm used to it. (Xypher) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Hell? Mr. Human Boy Person? Can you hear the Simi? Or are you dead? Hello? (Simi) View quote
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I don't give a damn if they throw me down into the deepest, slimiest pit for eternity. I belong here and no one is going to make me leave. No one! (Selena) View quote
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Every man, woman, and child is capable of extreme and utter prejudice and cruelty when they feel justified in their hatred. View quote
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How do you know about Boy George? (Jesse) I was in hell, Jesse. What do you think they used to torture me with? Bad pop songs. (Xypher) View quote
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