Sherrilyn Kenyon quotes - page 27

He walks in daylight. But, like a demon, he's weaker then. He seems to have the powers of a god, but no followers. What would you call him? (Xypher) I wouldn't call him anything that didn't make him deliriously happy. (Simone) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Beat him until there's no skin left on his back. If he passes out, wake him and beat him again. (Father) Love you, too, Father. (Acheron) View quote
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It's a gift. (Artemis) Nothing is ever freely given. (Acheron) View quote
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Hey, aren't we forgetting something? (Savitar) Your dignity? (Takeshi) No, you have me confused with you again. Aren't you supposed to be training him? (Savitar) So you admit my superiority by deflecting my attention to the neophyte. (Takeshi) View quote
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I can't believe this night. I was supposed to be applauded and instead, I'm ruined. I swear to God in heaven if I ever see that man again, I will commit murder. (Tory) Well, if you need help moving the body, you know where Kim and I live. (Pam) View quote
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You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron) View quote
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Oh, good grief! I've never had a man pick me up before and not grunt like he's dying. I'm in heaven. Marry me, Ash, please! (Pam) I would say yes, but I come with more baggage than even Samsonite can cover. (Acheron) View quote
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Ryssa? How do you know her name was Ryssa? (Tory) Uh...I don't. I just gave her a name. It seemed more polite than calling her ‘hey, you, ancient chick.' (Acheron) View quote
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Can you get it? (Jaden) If I swear myself to eternal slavery to Artemis. Yes. (Acheron) I'd rather trade places with Prometheus and have my innards ripped out every day. (Jaden) So would I. (Acheron) View quote
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... You're omniscient, right?" "For the most part, yes." "Then you have to tell me this ‘cause I have to know. What's at the end of everything?" He shrugged. "That's easy enough." "Then tell me." "The letter G. View quote
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For the record, we're not friends. (Stryker) For the record, I don't care. (Savitar) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
So if the punks come here, they're going to dance with the devil and get the short end of the horn. (Zarek) No one better than my Zarek to rip someone's head off. You two should get along famously. (Astrid) View quote
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I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob) Fluff-fluff... (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek) View quote
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Oh, gah, I've been slimed. (Jericho) It's not slime. It's a baby kiss. (Delphine) It's slime. (Zarek) View quote
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I can tell we're going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I'm the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make. (Thorn) View quote
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There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus. View quote
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(She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick) View quote
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Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can't touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I'll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron) View quote
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Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) View quote
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That which doesn't kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick) View quote
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One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can't be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of a little bite? I'm anemic. (Nick) And I'm Catholic. Doesn't that knock me out of the running? (Nick) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. (Caleb) View quote
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Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don't you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don't think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace) Oh, I don't know. They're probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter) View quote
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Through thick and thin, we're brothers to the bitter end. And if you're going to hell, buddy, I'm driving the bus. View quote
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If you have any care for Sin at all, don't leave him in darkness. It's not fair to show someone the sun and then to banish him from it. Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell and realizes that he's there alone - Acheron (Devil May Cry) View quote
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