Shane Dawson quotes - page 2

There's nothing creepier to me than a student who hangs out with the teachers. (Shane Dawson)
I'm proud that I don't make crazy jokes anymore. View quote
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I thought I'd be on TV and movies - that's what I really wanted - and I can't believe I didn't need to do that. I did it on my own with just me and my camera. That's very, very weird. View quote
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I'd wanted to be a director since I was five and had been making videos since I was a kid. Then YouTube came around during high school. I was making videos, and it was just a place to put them, like storage. View quote
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YouTube has a stigma about only kids watching it. That's true. It is mostly kids and teenagers who watch it. But I've never made videos for teenagers. They should not be watching my videos. View quote
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Howard Stern is one of my idols. View quote
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I love interviewing people and getting them to talk about things they've never talk about. View quote
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On YouTube, you know, if you say something, you know, that triggers somebody, it becomes a whole controversy, a whole thing - and all the comments and everybody's upset, whereas a book, there's no comment section. There's no - there's nowhere for the audience to, you know, get mad at you for saying something. View quote
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I hate when people cheat. View quote
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I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would. View quote
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I think I'm used to competition. YouTube is a daily competition. I'm used to that, and I'm used to hate coming from everywhere on the Internet. (Shane Dawson)
I don't think I'll be doing daily videos forever. View quote
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I was morbidly obese. It was a way for me to create a shell around me so that nobody would look at me. View quote
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It's fun to be around people who don't think I'm creepy for making videos in my bedroom on the Internet. View quote
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I know what I do for a living is ridiculous. View quote
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I didn't think I could pull off a novel. View quote
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Kids can be so mean. View quote
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Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected by the jokes I make.' View quote
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Youll never know where life is gonna take you. Youll never know where your life is gonna go. But youll never be able to find out if you end it. View quote
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Don't kill yourself, kill the part of you that you don't like. View quote
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To me, YouTube isn't just, 'Watch my videos!' It's, 'Let's have a conversation and get involved in each other's lives.' I want to make [my fans] feel like they have a reason to have a YouTube account because they can comment and have a voice. (Shane Dawson)
People feel completely anonymous online. They can say whatever they want, do whatever they want, why not go the next step and kill people through the Internet? View quote
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I have always been a director first and the whole acting thing just happened because none of my friends wanted to be in my videos, so I had to do it myself and wear a bunch of wigs. View quote
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The Internet gave a place like, 'Oh, I'll do whatever I want now. Nobody's going to see it anyways.' Oddly enough, people started watching and I got more confident, comfortable with it. View quote
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I think a lot of people haven't even seen my videos but just hearing my name are like "Oh, that's that dumb Internet thing." And I'm definitely trying to shake that a little bit. View quote
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