Charlaine Harris quotes - page 3

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. (Charlaine Harris)
I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough. View quote
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I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome. View quote
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I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it. View quote
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JB's mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women. View quote
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Better to be screwed physically than financially. View quote
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I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently. View quote
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My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation. View quote
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For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing. View quote
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Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. View quote
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Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric. (Charlaine Harris)
And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. View quote
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Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of. View quote
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It was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me. View quote
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The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you. View quote
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If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me. View quote
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I'd never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues. View quote
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This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness. View quote
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I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped. View quote
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There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. View quote
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My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. (Charlaine Harris)
Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell. View quote
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Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak. View quote
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I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. View quote
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I am self-educated from genre books. View quote
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