Shaquille O'Neal quotes - page 3

The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don't know anything about him, and it's kinda sad. (Shaquille O'Neal)
I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata. View quote
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If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso. View quote
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I want to be known as 'The Big Shakespeare.' It was Shakespeare that said, 'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them.' View quote
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Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five. View quote
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I'm short and to the point. View quote
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I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. View quote
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I just want to keep people entertained. View quote
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I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. View quote
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We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants a title. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one. View quote
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Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model. (Shaquille O'Neal)
Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me. View quote
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning. View quote
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We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up a lot. No more night life, no more warm weather and no more a lot of media attention. . . . I guess this was his first shot at getting something big. I guess he had to take it. View quote
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they found each other and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over. View quote
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If they want to play football, we can play football. View quote
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I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out. View quote
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I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out. View quote
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It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good. View quote
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