Helen Fielding quotes - page 2

I certainly think I'll end up writing about America in some form. I've taken plenty of notes. I like America very much. (Helen Fielding)
It is horrid to smirk. View quote
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I think that when you're writing fiction what you're doing is reflecting life as you see it, and putting down how you think and how other people think, and the sort of confusions that you don't normally like to admit to. View quote
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I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to be honest with me, so they are very heavily re-written already. View quote
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Women today are bombarded with so many messages, like we should have Naomi Campbell's body and Madeleine Albright's career. View quote
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Nobody wants to be racist and I think that most people aren't. View quote
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I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money, to finance this earnest work, and then I chucked it out. View quote
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I've had a lot of books rejected in my time. My first novel, which didn't get published, was, with hindsight, crashingly dull. View quote
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That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye. View quote
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I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts. View quote
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Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse. (Helen Fielding)
Emotional fuckwittage. View quote
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Come on, let's get you a drink. How's your love life, anyway? Oh God. Why can't married people understand that this is no longer a polite question to ask? We wouldn't rush up to them and roar, "How's your marriage going? Still have sex? View quote
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There are so many images pushed at women and so many ideas of what you're supposed to be. I think there's too much of this superwoman, this woman with a bottom like two billiard balls. There's no real celebration of just being a person. View quote
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If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very far at being equal. View quote
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The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you've put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don't do that now. View quote
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