Phyllis Diller quotes - page 3

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on. (Phyllis Diller)
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. View quote
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No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend theyre early, so naturally youre not ready. View quote
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Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didnt do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight. View quote
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, Who could have done this we have no enemies. View quote
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