William Goldman quotes

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. (William Goldman)
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
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Anybody that says different is selling something.
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Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
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I'm not witch. I'm your wife.
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I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
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I'll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.
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The enemy is always in the mind.
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Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.
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My heart was now a secret garden and the walls were very high.
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When I was your age, television was called books. (William Goldman)
Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.
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You could concentrate much more deeply when you were alone with agony.
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Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
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I write out of revenge.
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Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
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But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.
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In Hollywood, no one knows anything.
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Flaws would not only bring death but, far worse, humiliation.
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You're an enemy of art and I pity your ignorance," Domingo said.
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Why do you wear a mask and hood?" I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable. (William Goldman)
There have been five great kisses since 1642 B. C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.
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You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked. "I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive.
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I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said. "No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards.
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Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)
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