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You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me! (Susan Elizabeth Phillips)
Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself. View quote
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She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That. View quote
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Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her. View quote
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? View quote
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same. View quote
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Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. View quote
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Bobby Tom told me he's not afraid of the Chargers' defense.” "Bobby Tom'll tell you he's not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn't put too much stock in his opinion. View quote
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. View quote
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Meg! I love you! I want to marry you!" "That's weird," she said without stopping. "Only six weeks ago, you were telling me all about how Lucy broke your heart." "I was wrong. Lucy broke my brain. View quote
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt. (Susan Elizabeth Phillips)
He settled his hat back into position. She was a rookie in her first big game, and he'd never let her see how close she'd come to unseating a champion. View quote
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Chasing after a guy who's not interested in you will rip the hell out of your self-respect. Better to face facts now because the longer you put it off, the harder it'll be. View quote
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Losing isn't as bad as not fighting at all. View quote
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We're all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I've had to work harder than most. View quote
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‎"There's no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight. View quote
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You try spending six months sitting at somebody's bedside, waiting for them to die and then tell me that the happy-ending love story isn't one of God's good gifts. View quote
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Now, now. Southern ladies don't French-kiss and tell. View quote
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Phoebe tapped the toe of her sneaker against the dock. "There's only one good use for a man like Heath Champion.” "Here we go again,” Molly muttered. Phoebe's lip curled. "Target practice. View quote
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[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page. View quote
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You shouldn't dare a person who doesn't have anything left to lose. (Susan Elizabeth Phillips)
There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence. View quote
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I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics." "Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear." "You show me where it says that in the Bible. View quote
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Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! View quote
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Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion. View quote
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