Stanley Bing quotes

What about passion, dedication, loyalty? Can a robot provide those? No! On the other hand, it's easier to retire a robot when its day is done. (Stanley Bing)
Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me. View quote
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After nearly 6,000 years of evidence on the subject, one thing stands clear: the people who end up as leaders in any organization, large or small, are often the craziest guys around. View quote
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Reading my way all the way through Sherlock Holmes gave me a lifelong love for crime and detective fiction. View quote
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There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls. View quote
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I particularly felt that my job in management was safe from the incursion of machines with friendly faces painted on the front of their heads, or whatever you call the metal constructions atop their shoulders, if those are indeed shoulders. View quote
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Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we're gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we have eviscerated, but because we must move forward or die. View quote
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Anger is a fuel. You need fuel to launch a rocket. But if all you have is fuel without any complex internal mechanism directing it, you don't have a rocket. You have a bomb. View quote
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There are now some mountains that my brain can no longer climb. View quote
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I would love to have the power to stop waking at 3 a.m. every night to check my e-mail. View quote
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If you can listen well, people will say you're a good conversationalist. (Stanley Bing)