Stan Laurel quotes

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. (Stan Laurel)
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. View quote
Stan Laurel
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth. View quote
Stan Laurel
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. View quote
Stan Laurel
All I know is just how to make people laugh. View quote
Stan Laurel
I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin. View quote
Stan Laurel
What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do. View quote
Stan Laurel
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. View quote
Stan Laurel
I feel like dying when I'm helpless. View quote
Stan Laurel
Another fine mess you've gotten me into. View quote
Stan Laurel
We had friendly and pleasant relationships with all that worked in our films - many happy memories. (Stan Laurel)