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[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil. "Go on, Professor Grace!” he said, wide-eyed. "I wanna get an A on the test. (Rick Riordan)
I've met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day. View quote
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Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables. View quote
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Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true. View quote
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What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year. View quote
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Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! View quote
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Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip... And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game." Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week. View quote
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I'm so glad you're here," Aphrodite said. "War is coming. Bloodshed is inevitable. So there's really only one thing to do." "Uh... and that is?" Annabeth ventured. "Why, have tea and chat, obviously. View quote
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Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative. View quote
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Apollo?” I guessed... He put a finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred.” A god named Fred? View quote
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Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?" "Without me, you do not have the power," Hera said. "You might as well try to destroy a mountain." "Done that once today," Jason said. (Rick Riordan)
Hmm...” Jason snapped his fingers. "I can call a friend for a ride.” Percy raised his eyebrows. "Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first. View quote
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Um, dad?" I called "How's it going?" "Percy!" Annabeth whispered. "We're in a hurry! View quote
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Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it! View quote
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What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? View quote
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You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. View quote
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Cabin Fifteen does that to everyone," Annabeth warned. "If you ask me, this place is even more dangerous than the Ares cabin. At least with Ares, you can learn where the land mines are." "Land mines? View quote
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Destroy it?' Leo was appalled. 'You've got a life-size bronze dragon, and you want to destroy it?' 'It breathes fire,' Nyssa explained. 'It's deadly and out of control.' 'But it's a dragon! View quote
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She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously. View quote
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Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?" She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. "Don't inspect me like I'm one of your machines, Leo Valdez. Get me out of here! View quote
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Down in the water, Octavian yelled, "Get me out of here! I'll kill you!” "Tempting,” Percy called down. (Rick Riordan)
Some pain shouldn't be wished away so easily. It had to be dealt with, even embraced. View quote
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Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind! View quote
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Wisdom's daughter walks alone, The mark of Athena burns through Rome. View quote
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Please, Percy... change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. View quote
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