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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. (Rick Riordan)
She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'. View quote
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Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled. View quote
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Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie. View quote
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Aphrodite,” [Annabeth] said. "Venus?” Hazel asked in amazement. "Mom,” Piper said with no enthusiasm. "Girls!” The goddess spread her arms like she wanted a group hug. The three demigods did not oblige. Hazel backed into a palmetto tree. View quote
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Love is no game! It is no flowery softness! It is hard work- It demands everything from you- especially the truth. Only then does it yield results. View quote
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The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me. View quote
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I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror? View quote
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The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise. "Smoke and fire,” she said. "Clanging on metal all day long. You're scaring away the birds!” "Oh, no, not the birds! View quote
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So which way now, Sacagawea?" - Annabeth to Rachel. View quote
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Percy blinked. "So your brother is a winged horse. But you're also my half brother, which means all the flying horses in the world are my...You know what? Lets' forget it. (Rick Riordan)
Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection! View quote
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You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again! View quote
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Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument. View quote
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What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that. View quote
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The wood nymph instructors left me in the dust. They told me not to worry about it. They'd had centuries of practice running away from lovesick gods. But still, it was a little humiliating to be slower than a tree. View quote
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That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. View quote
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Your head is full of kelp. View quote
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Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad. View quote
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Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas? View quote
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I can't get through the year without getting kicked out or blowing something up. (Rick Riordan)
I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up. View quote
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When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. View quote
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Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me? View quote
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She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up. View quote
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