Paul Gallico quotes

Kittens can happen to anyone. (Paul Gallico)
No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined. View quote
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. View quote
Paul Gallico
You learn eventually that, while there are no villains, there are no heroes either. And until you make the final discovery that there are only human beings, who are therefore all the more fascinating, you are liable to miss something. View quote
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No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute. View quote
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Seventy-two thousand of the flock stand prepared to break the Sabbath this coming Sunday. Break it? Nay, destroy, shatter utterly with screams of pleasure as they observe a large vulgar person, himself a confessed glutton, propel a sphere an unholy distance. Old Nick rides on Ruth's bat, else how could he smite the ball so far beyond the power of ordinary man? He is in league. Forbid the games. Cast this Ruth out into utter darkness. He creates joy annually for millions. View quote
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Nobody's a natural. You work to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top. View quote
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Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. View quote
Paul Gallico